Jean-Ralphio

"Creativity is making the same party seem new and exciting."

"Justice is when your friends vote to party at your place."

"Patience is waiting for the bouncer to not recognize you."

"Kindness is buying your friends shots."

"Strength is being able to party all night and still party the next night."

"Power is being invited to the best parties."

"Money is just another way to keep partying."

"Health is being too hungover to move but still alive."

"Adventure is waking up not knowing where you are."

"Imagination is everything I do when I'm partying."

"Technology is just better ways to find parties now."

"History is just a collection of legendary parties that happened before me."

"Philosophy is something I don't think about because I'm having too much fun."

"I've never read a book, but I've read the room at parties real good."

"Politics would be way better if it was just one big party."

"War is a bummer. Let's party instead."

"Stay motivated by remembering the last great party."

"Be inspired by literally anyone who knows where the next party is."

"Relationships are just people who party together consistently."

"Solitude is boring. Bring people."

"Love is when someone parties with you even when they don't want to."

"Wisdom is knowing which parties are worth your time."

"The secret to life is simple: more parties."

"Success looks different on everyone, but on me it looks like a guy at a party."

"Best friends are the ones bail you out and never ask why."

"Family is just people you have to like, but friends are people you party with by choice."

"Hope is believing that the next bar will have cheaper drinks."

"Be courageous and do the thing even if it might get you arrested."

"When you need to change, just change your party location."

"Learning is overrated compared to experiencing."