Jean-Ralphio

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."

"Money can be a lot of things, and I've been a lot of things, but I've never been money."

"I'm not great at a lot of things, but I'm great at having a good time."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wait, that's not me, but I agree with it."

"Life's too short to not party every single night."

"I've been in and out of love more times than most people change their socks."

"Success is whatever you decide it is, and I've decided it's partying."

"True friendship means always having someone to bail you out of jail."

"My family doesn't understand me, but that's okay because I don't understand them either."

"When life gets you down, throw another party."

"I'm not afraid of anything except responsibility."

"Change is just an excuse to rebrand your nightlife."

"Education is what you get when your parents force you to sit in a room."

"Time is just a construct invented to ruin parties."

"The truth is whatever sounds coolest when I say it."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want, whenever you want, with whoever's still awake."

"Peace is boring, but peace with a party is fantastic."

"Nature is great if you're outdoors partying in it."

"Art is anything that looks cool at night in a club."

"I don't know science, but I know how to have a good time scientifically."

"Music is the best when it's loud and everyone's dancing."

"I have faith in one thing: the next party will be better than this one."

"Leadership is when everyone follows you to the club."

"Work is just something that gets in the way of more important things like partying."

"I dream of parties so legendary they become urban legends."

"Humor is the best thing that's ever happened to my life."

"Beauty is a girl in a nice outfit at a club. Or a guy. I'm not picky."

"Death is just a bummer, so let's not think about it."

"Never give up on finding the next party."

"I'm grateful for every single day I'm not in jail."