Jean-Ralphio

"Music is life. Music and also partying."

"I don't do perseverance. I do whatever's fun right now."

"Gratitude is thanking someone who bought you a drink."

"Creativity means doing things nobody asked you to do at 2 AM."

"Justice is getting revenge but making it look cool."

"Patience is a virtue. Virtues are boring."

"Technology is great when it gets you to the party faster."

"History is made by people like me doing insane things."

"Philosophy? That's for people who can't party."

"Literature is just words. Actions are louder."

"Politics doesn't matter when you're having fun."

"War and peace? I just go where the party is."

"Motivation comes from knowing there's a party tonight."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually at a club."

"Solitude is what happens when everyone's asleep and you're still going."

"Beauty is temporary. Get it while you can."

"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."

"Imagination is the only limit, and I don't believe in limits."

"Adventure is my middle name. Literally, Jean Adventure Ralphio."

"The best times in life are unplanned and poorly documented."

"Love at first sight is just attraction at first drink."

"You can't put a price on fun. Trust me, I've tried."

"Wisdom is knowing when to leave the party before cops arrive."

"My philosophy: if it feels good, do it. If it's illegal, do it faster."

"The pursuit of happiness is like the pursuit of a good time—never ending."

"Leadership is getting other people to do crazy stuff with you."

"A friend in need is a friend you shouldn't lend money to."

"Truth is subjective, especially after several drinks."

"The fountain of youth is just consistent partying."

"Innovation is doing the same thing but with more style."