"Perseverance is a word I don't understand."
Perseverance
"I'm grateful for money, women, and... that's it."
Gratitude
"Creativity is theft, but with better lawyers."
Creativity
"Justice is served cold, usually in a martini glass."
Justice
"Peace is what I have when everyone does what I want."
Peace
"Nature is outdoors, and outdoors has bugs."
Nature
"Hope is what dying people feel."
Hope
"Courage is doing something stupid and surviving."
Courage
"Family is people you're stuck with and can't divorce."
Family
"Death is the one thing my money can't buy off."
Death
"Truth is what I decide it is."
Truth
"Freedom is being rich enough to avoid consequences."
Freedom
"I'm basically a jazz musician, which means I improvise constantly."
Music
"Leadership is making people do things while you relax."
Leadership
"I don't dream. I just wake up rich."
Dreams
"Humor is my defense mechanism against reality."
Humor
"I'm beautiful, but not as beautiful as my money."
Beauty
"Science is what nerds do instead of partying."
Science
"Faith is for people without a plan B."
Faith
"My life is an open book, but I lost the bookmark."
Life
"Knowledge is power, but money is money."
Knowledge
"Time is money, and I'm always spending both."
Time
"Wisdom comes from experience, which I avoid at all costs."
Wisdom
"Happiness is a state of mind, usually mine."
Happiness
"Success is when people recognize your face at clubs."
Success
"Friendship ends when the check arrives."
Friendship
"I've been in more relationships than I've had jobs, which is zero."
Relationships
"Every scar tells a story, most of mine are just embarrassing."
Strength
"I believe in living life to the fullest, as long as someone else pays."
Life
"Money doesn't grow on trees, but apparently it grows in my accounts."
Money