Jean-Ralphio

"Change is for people without money."

"I've reinvented myself so many times, I don't know who I am anymore."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"I'm basically a renaissance man."

"Love is a scam designed by Hallmark."

"I've been in love three times this week."

"Success is waking up without a hangover."

"Music is the language of the soul, and my soul speaks fluent nonsense."

"I'm too cool for school, and I never went anyway."

"Beauty is pain, and I'm in a lot of pain."

"I fear nothing except my own mortality and bankruptcy."

"Power is knowing someone who has power."

"I don't do manual labor. I hire people for that."

"The key to happiness is having enough money to not care."

"I'm basically a poet."

"Health is overrated. I prefer pizza."

"Adventure is just what you call it when rich people travel."

"Imagination is a tool for poor people."

"Technology ruined my life before I could ruin it myself."

"History is boring. The future is where the money is."

"I'm basically a philosopher, but I don't think."

"Books are a waste of trees."

"Politics is a game for people with convictions."

"War is terrible unless there's money in it."

"Motivation comes in liquid form."

"Inspiration usually happens around 2 AM at a bar."

"Relationships are just rich people's charity work."

"Solitude is when I'm alone with my thoughts and my money."

"Kindness is for people who can afford it."

"I'm stronger than I look, which isn't hard."