Jean-Ralphio

"Knowledge is knowing where the after-party is."

"Every second not partying is a second wasted."

"The truth is that most people are less fun than me."

"Freedom tastes best at 2 AM in a club."

"There's peace in knowing that someone will always want to party with you."

"Go where nature takes you, but preferably to a party."

"Art is whatever you do while having a good time."

"Science proves that parties are good for you."

"If life is a party, then I'm winning at life."

"Have faith that someone out there is throwing a party right now."

"A true leader brings their friends to the party and makes sure everyone's having fun."

"Working hard means partying harder afterward."

"Dream big, but also dream about parties."

"The best humor comes from a guy like me doing guy like things."

"You're beautiful if you can keep up with my party pace."

"Death and taxes are real, but so are legendary parties."

"Keep persevering through the boring daylight hours."

"I'm grateful that people throw parties and let me attend them."

"Creativity is my excuse for everything I do."

"Justice is an open bar for all."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Be kind to bartenders and they'll be kind to your tab."

"Strength is in numbers at a party."

"Power moves are power moves, especially at parties."

"Money comes and goes, but parties are forever."

"Health is relative when you're having this much fun."

"Adventure awaits every single night if you're willing."

"Imagination is just planning your next party."

"Technology lets you text about parties without being at work."

"History repeats itself, usually at the same bar."