Jerry Gergich

"Peace of mind is elusive. Peace of stomach is achievable."

"Nature's greatest creation is the potato in all its forms."

"Art imitates life. Life imitates a buffet."

"Science is fascinating. Especially food science."

"Music soothes the savage beast. So does a nice meal."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see. Like my chances at success."

"Leadership is making decisions that affect others. I prefer when it's about restaurants."

"Work hard so you can afford the finer things. Like better snacks."

"Health is wealth, but bacon is wealthier."

"Adventure awaits. I'll catch it later. Maybe during a meal."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps buy everything."

"Imagination helps you escape reality. So does eating."

"Technology makes life easier. Until it doesn't."

"History repeats itself. Usually at dinner time."

"Philosophy is thinking about big questions. I prefer small appetizers."

"Literature expands the mind. Food expands other things."

"Politics are annoying. Almost as annoying as vegetables."

"War is terrible. But at least there's no food shortage in my house."

"Motivation is overrated. Hunger is more reliable."

"Inspiration is one in a million. Lunch is every single day."

"Relationships require effort. Eating requires only appetite."

"Solitude is peace. With snacks."

"Perseverance is sticking with something. I persist in trying new restaurants."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have. Mostly what you eat."

"Beauty is everywhere, but it's prettier on a plate."

"Patience is a virtue. I'm working on developing it. Unsuccessfully."

"Kindness costs nothing. Lunch costs money, but it's worth it."

"Strength comes from within. And from carbs."

"I believe the purpose of life is to enjoy it. Mostly through food."