"I've dedicated my life to something I'm not very good at."
"The only constant in my life is my commitment to myself."
"Breaking news means breaking whatever journalistic standards I might have."
"I've interviewed countless people I didn't listen to."
Work
"Fame is fleeting, but my ego is eternal."
"In this business, you win some and lose some - I usually do both."
Work
"The greatest teacher is experience - I've learned very little."
Education
"I once said 'no comment' because I had no idea what was happening."
Humor
"Life is a journey; mine is just better lit."
Life
"I'm Kent Brockman, and I'll be reading the news."
Work
"Well, that's just great. Another day, another catastrophe."
Life
"Breaking news from the news desk."
Truth
"The following program contains scenes of graphic nudity and violence. Viewer discretion is advised."
Humor
"I've won eight Emmys. Well, actually, the station has won eight Emmys."
Success
"As always, the news is my first love, my second love, and my third love."
Work
"Folks, we've just received word that nothing has happened."
Humor
"Live from Channel Six News, it's anchor man Kent Brockman."
Leadership
"A new study shows that the most important thing is what happens next."
Knowledge
"I stand corrected... it seems I was wrong."
Truth
"The truth is out there, and I'm here to report it."
Truth
"Stay classy, Springfield."
Wisdom
"Good evening, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to the news."
Work
"In other news, things continue to occur."
Humor
"This just in: time continues to move forward at its normal pace."
Time
"I'm a professional news man, and I take my job very seriously."
Work
"The power of television is something I do not take lightly."
Power
"Our top story tonight: Springfield continues to exist."
Humor
"I've dedicated my life to bringing you the truth, whether you like it or not."
"Change is the only constant in journalism."
Change
"With great hair comes great responsibility."