"Imagination beats reality because reality is usually disappointing."Imagination
"I trust technology the way I trust anyone: not very much."Technology
"History teaches us lessons we promptly ignore and repeat."History
"Philosophy is just thinking hard about things you'll never understand."Philosophy
"I've never read a book, but I've seen a lot of book covers."Literature
"Politics is the art of saying nice things and doing bad things."Politics
"War seems like something that could be solved over a beer."War
"Motivation is just another word for desperation wearing a nice suit."Motivation
"Inspiration hits when you're not paying attention, which is always for me."Inspiration
"I like being with people, but I like being alone even more."Relationships
"The only freedom that matters is freedom from responsibility."Freedom
"Peace is just what war does when it takes a nap."Peace
"Nature is pretty, but it doesn't have electricity or snacks."Nature
"If I ever finish a beer, the next moment will be the most important of my life."Art