Malory Archer

"You're going to give me a stroke."

"Nobody asked you."

"Back to work. Now."

"I don't have time for your nonsense."

"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Go do it."

"I raised better people than this."

"Your competence is questionable at best."

"Vodka. The answer to everything."

"I don't need your understanding, I need your obedience."

"This is your fault. All of it."

"Stop crying and fight back."

"I've outlived better people than you."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"You're a constant disappointment."

"I don't remember you having a choice."

"For once in your life, shut your mouth."

"That's pathetic. Even for you."

"I've been doing this since before you were born."

"Your incompetence is almost impressive."

"Just do what I say and stop asking questions."

"I didn't raise you to be a quitter."

"That's the most idiotic thing you've ever said."

"You're breaking my heart. Again."

"Move faster. I don't have all day."

"This is why you'll never be successful."

"I've made worse mistakes. You're not one of them. Yet."

"That's not a good enough excuse."

"Stop being pathetic."

"I don't care what you think."

"You're wasting my time."