Malory Archer

"I've survived worse than you'll ever know."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."

"You call that a plan? I call it suicide."

"I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?"

"Fear is for people without options."

"Power isn't about being liked. It's about being obeyed."

"Love is for people who can afford it."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice."

"Your incompetence is truly breathtaking."

"Work hard or work for someone harder than you."

"Dreams are for people who sleep."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"I've seen death up close. It's not as scary as incompetence."

"Change is for people who have no other choice."

"I'm grateful for nothing. I've earned everything."

"Creativity means knowing how to hide your tracks."

"Justice is whatever I say it is."

"Patience is for people waiting for something better."

"Kindness gets you killed. Usually by your friends."

"True strength is admitting nothing."

"Hope is for fools and the unemployed."

"I raised a son. Now I'm raising a secret agent. Both are disasters."

"Money can't buy peace, but it can buy a lot of bourbon."

"Technology is ruining everything."

"History is just people repeating their mistakes."

"Philosophy is for people with too much time."

"Literature is a distraction from reality."

"Politics? That's what happens when stupid people get power."

"War is business by other means."

"Motivation is just fear with better marketing."