"Work is what you do for money you'll never have."Work
"Dreams are for people with nothing better to do."Dreams
"Humor is how I cope with my pathetic existence."Humor
"Beauty is pain waiting to happen."Beauty
"Death is the only certainty besides taxes and bad luck."Death
"Perseverance is just stubborn refusal to quit."Perseverance
"Gratitude is feeling lucky you're not worse off."Gratitude
"Creativity is making the same mistake twice."Creativity
"Justice is what the powerful say it is."Justice
"Patience is a test I always fail."Patience
"Kindness is a sucker's game."Kindness
"Strength is knowing when to pour another drink."Strength
"Fear keeps me awake at night."Fear
"Power corrupts absolutely, and I'm fine with that."Power
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys oblivion."Money
"Health is wealth, but I'm bankrupt."Health
"Adventure is trouble with a better name."Adventure
"Imagination is the only free thing left."Imagination
"Technology is ruining the good old days."Technology
"History doesn't repeat, but I do the same mistakes."History
"Philosophy is talking trash about life."Philosophy
"Literature is just words some sad guy wrote."Literature
"Politics is a three-ring circus I'm avoiding."Politics
"War is what happens when talking fails, which is always."War
"Motivation is what I lack most."Motivation
"Inspiration is for artists and the delusional."Inspiration
"Relationships are temporary deals."Relationships
"Solitude is the only honest company."Solitude