Mr. Burns

"Release the hounds!"

"I'm trying to be a better man, but it's exhausting."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!"

"I've decided to give back to society by donating one penny."

"Why must you hurt me so? All I've ever done is help."

"Get me the number for 911!"

"I would destroy the world for a single ounce of power."

"Excellent. Release the robot Santa!"

"A nuclear plant? How long have I owned this thing?"

"I give to the poor until it hurts—them."

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"The lesson is: never try. If you ever try, you'll fail."

"Perhaps I misjudged you. You're not a scoundrel after all."

"I love the smell of low wages in the morning."

"Have the rolling stones killed."

"I could crush you like an ant, but I'm feeling generous."

"Is it possible to have too much power? Let me test that theory."

"Bah! Nothing of value was lost."

"I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Liar! You're all liars!"

"I've worked my entire life to destroy the environment."

"Smithers, you're the only one who cares for me."

"Old age is the greatest adventure of all."

"Why do you waste my time with such trivial matters?"

"I am Sparta!"

"I didn't become a billionaire through philanthropy."

"Perhaps I have been too harsh on you. Or not harsh enough."

"Excellent, Smithers. Now kill him."

"I would set my mother adrift on an ice floe for a single share."