Mr. Burns

"Technology is the future, unless it costs money."

"I'm not a bad man. I'm just motivated by profit."

"The secret to success? Make your employees suffer."

"I've dedicated my life to becoming irredeemable."

"Ah, the sweet taste of victory and the suffering of others."

"Is it wrong to destroy families for personal gain? I say no."

"Knowledge is power, but evil is stronger."

"Love is a waste of valuable resources."

"I'll be taking this. I take what I want."

"The working class—what a delightful burden."

"Dreams are for the poor. I prefer nightmares."

"I've achieved immortality through sheer malice."

"Art is acceptable if it increases my wealth."

"Nature exists to be exploited, not appreciated."

"Peace is boring. I prefer conflict and profit."

"Laughter? That's the sound of weakness escaping the body."

"Beauty fades, but my fortune compounds."

"Courage is admirable in those I'm not firing."

"History is written by the wealthy and ruthless."

"Education is wasted on those who can't afford to waste it."

"I would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven."

"Patience is a virtue for those who can't afford action."

"The only faith I have is in profit margins."

"Strength lies in the ability to destroy others."

"I fear nothing, except losing money."

"Health insurance is a luxury for the wealthy only."

"Science serves capital, not truth."

"Music is merely background noise to business."

"Literature is acceptable if written about me."

"War is profitable. I should know."