"You'll never be as cool as me."Beauty
"Power corrupts, and I'm already corrupted."Power
"Patience is for people without lunch money."Patience
"Gratitude is what weak people feel."Gratitude
"I'm brave enough to pick on anyone smaller."Courage
"Change is the worst thing that could happen."Change
"Hope is what you have before reality hits."Hope
"Knowledge won't help you if I'm against you."Knowledge
"Truth is boring compared to lies."Truth
"Love is a sucker's game."Love
"Life's a race and I'm winning."Life
"Your mom jokes are my specialty."Humor
"I'm not fat, I'm fluffy with menace."Humor
"Wisdom comes from making other people's mistakes."Wisdom
"Peace is just weakness pretending to be virtue."Peace
"Nature is full of things to destroy."Nature
"Music is just noise if it's not about me."Music
"Science is just another nerd conspiracy."Science
"Faith is what you have before I prove you wrong."Faith
"Leadership means everyone does what I say."Leadership
"Time flies when you're making others miserable."Time
"Creativity is just being weird in new ways."Creativity
"Justice is what I decide it is."Justice
"Perseverance is what losers call stubbornness."Perseverance
"Adventure is fun until you get in real trouble."Adventure
"Imagination is dangerous in the wrong hands."Imagination
"Technology works best when aimed at you."Technology
"History repeats because people never learn."History
"Philosophy is what you think about when you've got detention."Philosophy