Nelson Muntz

"Fear? I'm the thing people fear."

"Adventure is just trouble with a nicer name."

"Imagination is what gets you in trouble."

"Technology is cool when it helps you cheat."

"History is stuff that already happened, who cares."

"Philosophy is what people discuss when they've got nothing better to do."

"Literature is just really long emails."

"Politics is about who has the most power."

"War is what happens when people actually fight."

"Motivation is overrated when you're already perfect."

"Inspiration comes from seeing others fail."

"Relationships are complicated, I prefer being alone."

"Solitude is my natural state."

"Health? I'm naturally invincible."

"Death is something that happens to other people."

"You're dumb and I like it."

"I'm laughing at you, not with you."

"Winners don't lose, so I'm always winning."

"Bullying is an art form."

"I don't need friends, I need followers."

"School is just a place to find victims."

"Your pain brings me joy."

"I'd rather be alone than surrounded by losers."

"Family is what you're stuck with."

"Dreams are just ways your brain wastes time."

"The only law I follow is my own."

"Being mean is easier than being nice."

"I don't have weaknesses, just underutilized strengths."

"Work is for people who aren't born rich."

"Money is the only thing that matters."