"Patience is a weakness I've overcome."Patience
"Kindness is surrender in disguise."Kindness
"Perseverance is never giving up on domination."Perseverance
"Justice is when I decide who's guilty."Justice
"Gratitude is for the defeated."Gratitude
"Creativity means new ways to show superiority."Creativity
"Leadership is everyone doing what I say."Leadership
"Faith in myself is unshakeable."Faith
"My music is the sound of victory."Music
"Art imitates me."Art
"Science proves I'm the apex predator."Science
"Nature bows to my will."Nature
"Beauty is subjective, but I'm objectively best."Beauty
"Philosophy? I live it by crushing others."Philosophy
"War is just bullying that's legal."War
"Politics is where I'll take over the world."Politics
"Literature has nothing on my autobiography."Literature
"History needs more chapters about me."History
"Inspiration? I inspire fear and admiration."Inspiration
"Motivation is beating the previous record."Motivation
"Relationships are hierarchies I control."Relationships
"Solitude gives me time to plan conquests."Solitude
"Ha-ha!"Humor
"You're a nerd, and nerds are gay. I should know, I'm the most in-tune with my sexuality here."Humor
"Eat my shorts, man."Freedom
"Remember, you're the best at being you."Success
"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood."Truth
"Friendship is for people with actual friends."Friendship
"Knowledge is power, and I've got none."Knowledge
"Life's too short to be nice all the time."Life