"Love is a waste of time when you could be bullying."Love
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of stuff."Money
"The strong survive, the weak get laughed at."Strength
"Education? That's for losers."Education
"Hope is just disappointment waiting to happen."Hope
"Courage is overrated when you can just avoid scary stuff."Courage
"Change is annoying."Change
"My family tree is more like a forest of dysfunction."Family
"Work is what other people do."Work
"Dreams are for people with free time."Dreams
"Beauty fades, but being a jerk is forever."Beauty
"I've got the power to ruin your day."Power
"Wisdom? I get that from TV."Wisdom
"Happiness is just sadness with better PR."Happiness
"Peace is boring."Peace
"Nature is where bugs live."Nature
"Art is for people who can't fight."Art
"Science is just nerd stuff in disguise."Science
"Music is what you listen to to seem cool."Music
"Faith is what losers have instead of facts."Faith
"Leadership is just being better than everyone else."Leadership
"Time is something you waste when you're having fun."Time
"Truth is whatever benefits me."Truth
"Freedom means I can do whatever I want."Freedom
"Perseverance is for people with actual goals."Perseverance
"Gratitude is a waste of breath."Gratitude
"Creativity is just another word for weird."Creativity
"Justice is whatever hurts my enemies."Justice
"Patience is for people waiting for something good."Patience
"Kindness is weakness showing up to school."Kindness