"I'm strong enough to stay weak."Strength
"Fear is the only honest emotion."Fear
"Power corrupts and I'm already corrupted."Power
"Money would just give me better taste in garbage."Money
"Health is a temporary condition anyway."Health
"Adventures are where bad things happen."Adventure
"Imagination is how you waste time mentally."Imagination
"Technology is just another way to bother people."Technology
"History proves that things only get worse."History
"Philosophy is asking dumb questions deeply."Philosophy
"Literature is dead and I'm happy about it."Literature
"Politics is professional lying."Politics
"War makes for interesting news."War
"Motivation is overrated. Lethargy is underrated."Motivation
"Inspiration is the enemy of good grouching."Inspiration
"The worst relationship is with yourself."Relationships
"Solitude is the only good relationship."Solitude
"Life is just one long bad day."Life
"I love trash. It's the best thing in the whole world."Happiness
"Scram! Beat it! Get outta here!"Solitude
"Why does everyone always want to bother me?"Peace
"Life is too short to be nice."Life
"I'm not grouchy, I'm just honest."Truth
"A day without complaints is a day wasted."Humor
"Don't talk to me. I'm in a bad mood."Solitude
"If you want my advice, don't ask for it."Wisdom
"Love? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."Love
"Success is having everyone leave you alone."Success
"Friends? I don't need friends. They're overrated."Friendship
"The best family is one that stays far away from you."Family