"Patience is suffering in slow motion."Patience
"Strength is useless against fate."Strength
"Fear keeps us safe from disappointment."Fear
"Power corrupts, but powerlessness is comfortable."Power
"Money is the only thing worth discussing."Money
"Health issues give us something to complain about."Health
"Adventure is just trouble with bad memories."Adventure
"Imagination is wasted on the realistic."Imagination
"Technology makes everything worse."Technology
"History proves nothing improves."History
"Philosophy won't fix our problems."Philosophy
"Literature explores what we already know: it's all tragic."Literature
"Politics is theater for the gullible."Politics
"War and peace are different flavors of suffering."War
"Motivation is for the naive."Motivation
"Inspiration is fleeting and unreliable."Inspiration
"Relationships require effort we'd rather not expend."Relationships
"Solitude beats human interaction every time."Solitude
"Leadership is just responsibility without joy."Leadership
"Peace is for the dead."Peace
"Nature is cruel and indifferent like us."Nature
"Art is expression of despair."Art
"Science proves the universe is hostile."Science
"Music is just organized noise."Music
"Faith requires suspension of common sense."Faith
"Humor is defense against reality."Humor
"Death might finally bring peace."Death
"Perseverance is stubbornness by another name."Perseverance
"Gratitude is pretending things aren't terrible."Gratitude