"Solitude is better than dealing with other people."Solitude
"Leadership is a burden for the ambitious."Leadership
"Peace is boring, which is our natural state."Peace
"Nature is indifferent to our suffering, which we respect."Nature
"Art is what depressed people make."Art
"Science explains why we're so miserable."Science
"Music only makes us sadder, but we listen anyway."Music
"Faith is for people with hope."Faith
"Humor is just tragedy with better timing."Humor
"Death is probably better than this."Death
"We're not failures; we're just avoiding success."Success
"Life's a grind, and we've accepted it."Life
"Love never lasts, so why bother?"Love
"Wisdom comes from years of regret."Wisdom
"Happiness is overrated compared to comfortable misery."Happiness
"Friends are just people you suffer with."Friendship
"Family obligations are life's true curse."Family
"Work is punishment disguised as employment."Work
"Dreams fade like our youth."Dreams
"Hope is the enemy of acceptance."Hope
"Courage is wasting energy on uncertain outcomes."Courage
"Change is inevitable failure."Change
"Education teaches you to expect less."Education
"Truth is usually disappointing."Truth
"Knowledge is the burden of the informed."Knowledge
"Time is just another disappointment."Time
"Beauty doesn't matter when you're miserable."Beauty
"Kindness is for people with energy."Kindness
"Creativity requires hope we don't have."Creativity
"Justice is a fairy tale."Justice