Peter Griffin

"Kindness costs nothing, unlike beer."

"Strength comes from within. Or maybe from chicken wings."

"Fear is natural, but stupidity helps me get over it."

"Peace is nice, but have you heard of beer?"

"Nature is great, especially when it includes fish."

"Death is just another adventure you can't come back from."

"Gratitude is important. Thanks for listening to me."

"Leadership means making decisions, even if they're wrong."

"Knowledge is power, but I prefer beer."

"Time flies when you're having fun. And when you're sleeping."

"Truth is overrated. Lies are more fun."

"Solitude is okay for about thirty seconds."

"Life is like a box of... wait, I forgot the rest."

"You know what? I'm gonna be more responsible starting tomorrow."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it. Usually during beer time."

"Relationships require work, which is why I avoid them... except Lois."

"The key to success is doing things that successful people do. Or something."

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I've never been proven wrong."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is nothing at all."

"I love my family more than anything, even beer. Okay, maybe tied with beer."