Ralph Wiggum

"I won a toaster! From the waffle hut!"

"Nobody likes Milhouse."

"I couldn't find a goofy song so I wrote one myself."

"The kindergarten teachers are on strike."

"I have been to the edge, and I have seen beyond."

"I'm going to go to heaven!"

"The danger zone."

"I'm in love with Miss Krabappel!"

"My room is a gun."

"I lied to you once, I can do it again."

"This will be the best day of my life!"

"Ay caramba! I got detention!"

"I'm the god of wind!"

"That's unpossible!"

"I need my beauty sleep or I'll be a grump."

"Go banana!"

"I think I'm actually dead."

"Mother loves you very much."

"I've learned nothing and I'm ready to share it."

"I have a hammer, it doesn't have a head!"

"I think we should follow the rules."

"I'm Ralph, and I like shorts."

"My dog is a Nazi."

"When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

"I can think of at least two things wrong with that."

"My underwear is reading a book?"

"I'm so happy for you, Milhouse."

"Finish your vegetables or you'll get a nose bleed."

"I just remembered my favorite book, Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat."

"The true measure of a man is how he treats his inferiors."