"The color is 'octarine'."Humor
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."Humor
"I'm a little teapot."Art
"All my hard work paid off."Success
"Thank you very much. You've all been a wonderful audience."Gratitude
"I think we should all be friends."Friendship
"The future is now!"Technology
"I want to make a difference."Motivation
"You're a bad man, Jack Evans."
"I'm going to be famous."Dreams
"I'm eating my shorts."Humor
"Ay caramba!"Humor
"Eat my shorts, man."Humor
"I'm going to go back in time and punch you in the stomach before you eat those cubed steaks."Imagination
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."Education
"I bent my Wookie."Humor
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."Humor
"I'm learnding."Knowledge
"Principal Skinner is an old man who smells like old man."Humor
"As an old man, I'm gonna die soon."Death
"I don't think any of us expected this."Hope
"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing."Wisdom
"I'm a Spalding Gray enthusiast."Art
"You laughed at me once, oh, but not anymore."Courage
"I'm with stupid."Humor
"Now I'm gonna take you in the back."Imagination
"I just want to be your friend."Friendship
"He hit me with a muumuu!"Humor
"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."Knowledge
"Ralph, don't join the Navy to see the world, join the Navy to meet girls."Life