Ralph Wiggum

"Is butter a carb?"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Principal Seymour is my best friend."

"I want to be like the Learningulator."

"How am I diddly-doing?"

"There's no U in teamwork."

"I love school. I love learning."

"My legs don't work."

"Hello everybody."

"The secret word is 'hammock.'"

"That's very promising. I'm not sure what for."

"I've forgotten how to feel. Now I'm scared."

"Oh! There's a bear in here! I'm gonna poke it with a stick."

"Jackpot!"

"I'm riding on my mom!"

"Miss Simpson is nice. And pretty."

"That's a good learning."

"I'm going inside to make sweet love to the television set."

"I'll try! Trying is the first step toward failure."

"I believe the answer is... down."

"You're my best friend."

"I found a pebble shaped like... another pebble."

"My puppy's dead. How long has it been dead?"

"I came back from the dead!"

"Of course I'm right. I'm never wrong."

"This is the best part of my day."

"Why did you do that? I didn't think you were gonna do that."

"I'm making money fast. I'm big in Japan."

"Waiting for the school bus in the morning."

"Every single evening, I have to look at myself in the mirror."