Ralph Wiggum

"Fish smell like fish."

"I'm very confused right now."

"The gritty, realistic tale of a boy named Ralph."

"I learned to speak by watching TV."

"The walls are talking to me."

"I'm a rebel. I don't like to be told what to do."

"Jiminy jilickers!"

"I'm cheering for the big one."

"That's some good shootin'."

"Why are you mad? I'm the one who lost your stupid car."

"This is the happiest day of my life, and I have no idea why."

"I am not the principal! I'm the principal!"

"I found a bullet."

"I'm a Shelbyville man. No wait, I'm Springfield."

"Love is a many splendid thing."

"I didn't do nothing."

"The answer is 'B' for you."

"I'm thinking of something pink!"

"This seems like a perfect time to panic."

"I'm daredevil today."

"I never thought I'd say this, but winning is fun."

"I'm a product of the sixties."

"That's very interesting. I have no idea what you just said."

"Do you have any sugar?, said Ralph."

"The only thing better than weasels is bears."

"I'm the best. Nothing can stop me."

"This one's for the Gipper."

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"I got directions from a hobo. He also said the train smells like flowers."

"I'm 10 and a half years old."