Ralph Wiggum

"I think I'll just sit here and think about things."

"Nothing will ever be the same again."

"I appreciate everything you've done for me."

"Sometimes I wish I could be someone else."

"That's the best day ever."

"I'm Ralph Wiggum. And I... I'm smart."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"Friendship is a two-way street."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"I'm gonna go back in time and punch you in the stomach before you came up with this stupid plan."

"Can I have the bathroom key? I can't seem to find it."

"My parents won't let me use linoleum crayons anymore."

"I bent my wookiee."

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar."

"I'm in danger."

"Groundskeeper Willie. He's gonna have a fine time with you."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

"Slowly, I realized that the catering wasn't for the press."

"I was raised by a cup of coffee."

"Eww, library."

"Reading is for people who can't watch TV."

"I think I'm a big sister now."

"You're a bad man. A very bad man."

"My pants felt like the wind that day."

"That's where I'll be... where are you going?"

"I'm learnding."

"My mommy says that's where sleeping people's brains go."

"Poking fun at people is not nice."

"Scrabble gets the people going."

"This is the best day of my life! And I have no idea why."