Ralph Wiggum

"I'm from Ireland."

"That's it, I'm going back to France!"

"I bent my Wookiee."

"The cafeteria lady gave me the wrong piece of food."

"I saw the hand of God in a cloud today. It was waving at me."

"I don't know what's happening. I'm scared. I'm happy."

"Ralph Wiggum here. I'm in the shower and all my clothes are getting wet."

"You couldn't give 100 percent because I would be dead."

"How do you do, fellow kids."

"I'm riding on a cushion of air!"

"We're like the Smurfs except we're blue from constriction."

"I poured chocolate milk into a bowl of Cheerios."

"Go go gadget legs!"

"I hope the bus driver will forgive me."

"When I grow up I want to be a big, beautiful butterfly."

"That's where I saw the monkeys."

"My mom says I'm the King of the Dumb Kids."

"It tastes like sad lemon."

"I'm gonna be a real doctor not a doll doctor."

"The most important thing is the candy."

"I just think they're neat."

"The doctors say I wouldn't have survived if I hadn't of written that note."

"I wanna be a peanut!"

"I'm batgirl!"

"They said I had to come to the meeting, so here I am."

"I used to be with it, then they changed what 'it' was."

"I like chocolate milk."

"I want to be a ballerina."

"I'm a zombie."

"My pet hamster is sleeping now. But when he wakes up he'll go crazy."