Ralph Wiggum

"I smell like wet dog."

"I'm not normally a religious man, but..."

"What's a donut?"

"I have two broken legs."

"I'm learning to say the alphabet!"

"That's where I'd go."

"I'm gonna run away from it all."

"They didn't have room for me in the boat."

"Whenever I win, everybody cheers."

"I'm sleeping now. Wake me up later."

"I want a red sucker."

"The doctor said I had a funny sounding cough."

"I got sent to the nurse because I had a runny nose."

"We are gathered here today because somebody died."

"I'm the second-worst student in class."

"I can't believe they cut down this beautiful old tree."

"I hope the teacher doesn't call on me."

"The police will take him to jail. The jail has bars and you can't eat while you're in there."

"I'm the fanciest man in the world."

"The only thing better than surfing is the actual taste of surfing."

"This is the day your dreams come true."

"I want a hamster."

"I wet my pants again."

"You are the salt of the earth."

"I made a friend today and then they left."

"I've tasted fire."

"The Itchy and Scratchy Show is not a good model for living."

"I have an imagination."

"I love the smell of the cafeteria."

"Why do you have to be so mean to me?"