Ralph Wiggum

"I don't understand. You said I was being dumb."

"This is where I get my kicks."

"I'm riding a polar bear!"

"I'm learnding so much!"

"Ay caramba!"

"That's where I'll be, the town of Springfield."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."

"I'm in danger."

"The principal's office? What have I done now?"

"You don't win friends with salad."

"Why did you eat my goldfish?"

"I bent my wookie."

"The saddest day of my life was when my dog died. We had a funeral for him and everything."

"That's funny, I don't remember them having a lemon tree."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

"Slow down, Bart. You're driving too fast."

"It tastes like burning."

"I'm gonna go back in time and punch you in the face!"

"Ralph, don't eat the yellow snow."

"My friend is sad, so I'll be sad too."

"Anything is possible, Lisa. Just close your eyes and think happy thoughts."

"You're really pretty."

"I love you."

"Cheese and rice!"

"That's my favorite planet."

"I wonder what this button does."

"I'm sure glad I don't have asthma."

"Oof, my spine!"