Ron Swanson

"I have no use for small talk."

"The best part of my day is the part where I don't see anyone."

"I did not come to this world to understand it."

"All I want is for people to leave me alone."

"Faith is for people without the strength of their convictions."

"I have nothing but contempt for government waste."

"A person should be able to feed themselves with what they hunt."

"I do not believe in change."

"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."

"I have my own code of ethics and I live by it."

"Music is fine if it's done in silence."

"I appreciate a woman who knows how to weld."

"Patience is a virtue for people without the will to act."

"I have never smiled in my life."

"A man should own his mistakes."

"I do not attend social gatherings."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you use it wisely."

"I would rather starve than ask for help."

"Government is the problem, not the solution."

"I have built a life on principles and whiskey."

"The only good meeting is a canceled meeting."

"I do not understand why people need validation from others."

"Art is a waste of taxpayer money."

"I have never been wrong about anything."

"A strong man stands alone."

"I do not accept criticism."

"The early bird gets the worm, and the worm gets eaten."

"I measure success by the amount of time I spend alone."

"Science is just a liberal hoax."

"I have no dreams because I have achieved everything."