Smithers

"Never give up on your dreams, even if they're obsessive and unhealthy."

"Gratitude for what you have is the path to happiness, or delusion."

"Creativity thrives under pressure, and I'm under constant pressure."

"Justice is best served by those with the most power, like Mr. Burns."

"Patience is a virtue, and I have nothing but time and Mr. Burns."

"Kindness costs nothing, but my kindness costs me my self-respect."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about enduring humiliation with a smile."

"The only thing to fear is fear itself, and Mr. Burns."

"Power corrupts absolutely, and I absolutely corrupt for power."

"Money can't buy love, but it can rent it for a few hours."

"Health is the greatest wealth, but I'd trade mine for Mr. Burns' attention."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it, but I'm not brave."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, but less important than Mr. Burns."

"Technology connects us, but I can't seem to connect with my boss."

"History is written by the victors, and Mr. Burns always wins."

"Philosophy asks why we do what we do, and I do it for Mr. Burns."

"Literature captures hearts, but Mr. Burns has already captured mine."

"Mr. Burns is the greatest man alive, and I am honored to serve him."

"With dedication and hard work, anything is possible in the workplace."

"Love is a flame that burns eternal in the hearts of those devoted."

"Knowledge of one's duties is the path to true fulfillment."

"Time spent in service to others is never wasted."

"The truth is that loyalty matters more than words."

"Hope sustains us even in the darkest moments at the plant."

"Courage comes from believing in something greater than yourself."

"Change is inevitable, but tradition must be honored."

"Education refines the mind and prepares it for excellence."

"Wisdom lies in understanding the hearts of those we admire."

"Happiness blooms when duty is fulfilled with passion."

"The greatest friendship is built on mutual respect and service."