Smithers

"Motivation comes from within, or in my case, from a three-hundred-pound billionaire."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, like when Mr. Burns walks by."

"Relationships require communication, which is why mine works so well."

"Solitude gives me time to think about Mr. Burns without distractions."

"Every day is a gift, especially if it involves seeing Mr. Burns."

"My heart belongs to someone who has no idea who I am."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations and a flexible moral compass."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to remain silent, preferably silent."

"I don't need friends; I have Mr. Burns' condescension to keep me warm."

"Family dinners are awkward, but serving Mr. Burns is always natural."

"Every cloud has a silver lining, especially when Mr. Burns is in it."

"It takes courage to admit your mistakes, but none to blame others for them."

"The only constant in life is change, and Mr. Burns being awful."

"An education is important, but loyalty is priceless."

"The more you know, the more you realize how little Mr. Burns cares."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and drags when you're not near Mr. Burns."

"The truth will set you free, unless Mr. Burns doesn't want it to."

"Freedom is just a word, but servitude is my reality."

"Peace is found in acceptance of the things you cannot change, like your boss."

"Nature teaches us that some predators eat their prey, like Mr. Burns eats my soul."

"Art imitates life, but life imitates Mr. Burns."

"Science proves that unrequited love is a form of insanity."

"Even in silence, music plays when Mr. Burns is near."

"Faith is believing when there's no evidence, like believing Mr. Burns respects me."

"A true leader walks in front, and I follow two steps behind."

"Work gives purpose, and my purpose is giving Mr. Burns purpose."

"Dreams come true if you work hard, unless you're working for someone else."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time, and I've had plenty of both."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold Mr. Burns constantly."

"In the end, we all return to dust, hopefully before Mr. Burns does."