Stanley Hudson

"The only thing I trust is my crossword puzzle."

"I've spent my whole life doing the right thing, and for what?"

"If you're not willing to work for it, you don't deserve it."

"The worst thing about this job is the people."

"I've learned that life is not fair, and that's okay."

"A good diet is just as important as a good attitude."

"I don't need anyone's sympathy."

"The truth will set you free."

"I've never been one for excuses."

"Success is just showing up every single day."

"I prefer working alone to working with others."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Do you know what the real problem is? It's not the job, it's the people."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"Pretzel day is the only thing keeping me going anymore."

"I've been doing this for twelve years. That's my life."

"Why does everyone have to be so fake? Just be yourself."

"I don't care what people think. I never have."

"Pam and Jim sitting in a tree? I couldn't care less."

"You know what? Forget it. I'm done pretending to care."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt."

"I've seen a lot of people work in this office. Most of them are idiots."

"The key to success is showing up and not saying anything."

"Love is a waste of time and energy."

"Family? More like a burden."

"Hope is for people without common sense."

"You need courage? Just stop caring what anyone thinks."

"Change is inevitable, unfortunately."

"I didn't go to college, and I turned out fine. Sort of."

"Knowledge is power, but power is useless here."