Stanley Hudson

"Philosophy is for people with too much free time."

"Literature is fine, I guess, if you like that sort of thing."

"Politics is a cesspool, and I'm drowning in it."

"War is terrible, but at least it's honest."

"Motivation is a myth corporations invented."

"Inspiration is just peer pressure with better branding."

"Relationships are maintenance you can't afford to skip."

"Solitude is my favorite state of being."

"I've been married longer than most people, so I know about sacrifice."

"My daughter gets better grades than I ever did. She's going places I never will."

"Loving your job is a myth they tell to keep you working."

"The best day at work is the day before vacation."

"If you're good at something, never do it for free. Actually, do it for a paycheck that doesn't reflect your value."

"Friendship is just proximity and shared suffering."

"Hope is dangerous. It keeps you from accepting reality."

"Courage is just doing what you have to do because you have no choice."

"The only constant in life is disappointment."

"Knowledge isn't power if nobody listens to you."

"Time is what I'm counting down until retirement."

"The truth is that most people are lying all the time."

"You're only free if you have money."

"Peace is a myth. There's always someone ruining it."

"Nature is outside. I prefer inside with air conditioning."

"Art requires talent I don't have and patience I lost."

"Science can't explain human stupidity."

"Music is noise that helps pass the time."

"I have faith in one thing: myself. And even that's shaky."

"A good leader stays out of my way."

"Work is the price you pay to avoid thinking about your life."

"Dreams are what fool you into believing things can change."