"Alone time is when the greatest plans are hatched."Solitude
"Patience builds empires. And I'm building mine."Patience
"Kindness to enemies is a sign of weakness."Kindness
"I don't fear much, except running out of evil ideas."Fear
"With great power comes great responsibility to use it responsibly. Just kidding, I'm evil."Power
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy laser guns."Money
"A healthy villain is a successful villain."Health
"Adventure is my middle name. Well, it's technically Brian, but whatever."Adventure
"My imagination has no limits. Neither does my ambition."Imagination
"Wisdom is knowing when to hold 'em and when to blow 'em up."Wisdom
"Courage is doing the impossible, like taking over the world as a baby."Courage
"I embrace change... as long as I'm causing it."Change
"Education taught me how to think. Evil taught me how to dominate."Education
"Time is the one thing I can't control. It's infuriating."Time
"The truth is: I'm awesome, and everyone else is beneath me."Truth
"Justice? That's a concept for the weak."Justice
"One day they'll all see. One day they'll understand my genius."Hope
"My only regret is that I can't start world domination earlier."Dreams