"Gratitude is something peasants feel. I feel superiority."Gratitude
"Creativity without malice is just called art. Boring."Creativity
"Science rules, especially when it involves giant robots."Science
"Music? I prefer the sound of my own laughter."Music
"Faith in what? My own genius? Absolutely."Faith
"Leadership means everyone does what I say or face my wrath."Leadership
"Work smarter, not harder. That's why I have minions."Work
"Dreams are what you have when you're not plotting world domination."Dreams
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but power? Power is universal."Beauty
"Peace is just a period between wars I'm planning."Peace
"Nature is beautiful when viewed from my fortress."Nature
"Freedom means the freedom to take over the world."Freedom
"Technology is my best friend. Actual friends are overrated."Technology
"History will remember me as the greatest villain ever. Probably."History
"Philosophy? I prefer action to thought."Philosophy
"Literature is fine, but autobiographies about me would be better."Literature
"Politics are for amateurs. I'm going for total world control."Politics
"War is the ultimate game, and I always win."War
"Motivation is easy when your goal is global domination."Motivation
"Inspiration comes from within, specifically from my evil brain."Inspiration
"Relationships are complicated. Dictatorship is simple."Relationships
"Solitude is perfect for scheming."Solitude
"Patience? I've got all the time in the world to take over."Patience
"Kindness is weakness. Cruelty is clarity."Kindness
"Fear is my best tool. Mostly others' fear."Fear
"Money is just a means to an end. That end being world conquest."Money
"Health is important for evil geniuses. Dead villains can't conquer."Health
"Adventure is searching for the perfect doomsday device."Adventure
"Imagination is where my greatest plans are born."Imagination
"Wisdom is knowing when to laugh maniacally."Wisdom