Stewie Griffin

"Friendship is temporary. Loyalty is for dogs and employees."

"Family means having people who can't escape your influence. Convenient."

"Love is a chemical reaction easily manipulated by someone of my intellect."

"Tomorrow I shall strike. Today, naps."

"The road to success is paved with the bodies of my enemies."

"What doesn't kill you makes you more ruthless."

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Brilliantly."

"The greatest minds think alike. Usually with evil intent."

"Innovation is my middle name. World Domination is my last name."

"Every obstacle is just an opportunity to prove my superiority."

"I don't follow trends. I create them. Then destroy them."

"The future belongs to those who can see it and manipulate it."

"Genius recognizes genius. That's why I love myself so much."

"Chaos is merely order I haven't yet organized."

"Every villain has an origin story. Mine is just superior."

"I've learned more from my failures than I could ever need."

"Power corrupts absolutely. I'm looking forward to it."

"The weak fear change. The strong orchestrate it."

"My ambition knows no bounds. The world will learn this."

"Intelligence is sexy. I'm basically irresistible."

"Why be normal when you can be extraordinary and evil?"

"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I've never been proved wrong."

"The truth is, I'm exactly as wonderful as I think I am."

"Perseverance is key. I've been perfecting my schemes since conception."

"Real leaders don't ask for permission. They take what they want."

"I've calculated every outcome. I win in all of them."

"Death, taxes, and my inevitable world domination. Count on it."

"Confidence isn't thinking you're better than others. Knowing it is."

"The best defense is an overwhelming offense. I'm always on offense."

"I don't have weaknesses. I have alternative strategies."