Stewie Griffin

"Why settle for success when you can demand supremacy?"

"Beauty fades. Genius is forever. I'm banking on genius."

"Freedom is overrated. I prefer absolute control."

"Life's too short to be humble. Mine will be legendary."

"I make my own luck. And it's ruthlessly efficient."

"The pen is mightier than the sword. My pen writes the future."

"Wisdom is knowing when to strike. That time is always."

"I don't dream. I plot. There's a massive difference."

"Inspiration strikes those ready to act. I'm always ready."

"The greatest journey is the one toward absolute power."

"I've transcended morality. It was holding me back anyway."

"My legacy will be written in the annals of world history."

"Patience? I've got nothing but time and evil schemes."

"I didn't invent evil. I perfected it."

"Ah, victory! The sweetest taste, except for that cupcake I stole from Chris."

"Death. It's the one thing that can get me out of this stupid family."

"I'm not gay! What are you, insane? Although I do appreciate a well-tailored suit."

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Oh wait, wrong show."

"One day, Lois, one day I'll have my revenge. And it will be delicious."

"You know what really grinds my gears? People who don't appreciate world domination."

"I've got a plan so brilliant, it makes Einstein look like a baboon."

"Family. Can't live with them, can't take over the world with a nuclear warhead without them."

"Hope is for people without a giant laser."

"Knowledge is power, and I've got plenty of both. Mostly the power part."

"You think you're tough? I once destroyed an entire civilization before breakfast."

"Life's a bitch, but at least I'm a smart one."

"Love is overrated. World conquest? Now that's where it's at."

"I don't need friends. I need loyal minions."

"Happiness is plotting your enemy's demise."

"Perseverance is key, especially when building doomsday devices."