Stewie Griffin

"Motivation is for the weak. I just do what I want."

"Inspiration comes from the desire to destroy."

"Relationships are just chains that hold you back."

"Solitude is where genius happens. Everyone else ruins it."

"Perseverance is key, unless you can just cheat and win."

"Gratitude is the worst feeling ever invented."

"Creativity without malice is just arts and crafts."

"Justice? That's rich coming from a talking baby."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness I cannot afford."

"Strength comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"Fear is what keeps people obedient. Fear is my friend."

"Change is inevitable, but control is optional. I choose control."

"Hope is for the hopeless. I have no such limitations."

"Nature is just the Earth's way of proving I should destroy it."

"Literature is the only medium worthy of my brilliance."

"Politics is just evil with a suit and tie."

"War is chess, and I always win."

"Health is overrated. Spite keeps you alive."

"The only education that matters is learning how to dominate."

"My life motto: Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil."

"I find you people absolutely fascinating in your stupidity."

"Mortality is just a minor inconvenience in my plans."

"You call it arrogance; I call it accurate self-assessment."

"The greatest love story is me loving myself."

"Success isn't a destination; it's crushing everyone along the way."

"Friendship is a four-letter word I refuse to say."

"My family drives me insane, but they're *my* insanity."

"Courage is easy when you have nothing to lose but your diapers."

"Change happens whether you want it or not. Usually, you won't."

"Education is wasted on people who don't appreciate evil."