Ted Baxter

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, like when I look in a mirror."

"Relationships are about compromise - you compromise, I stay perfect."

"Solitude gives you time to think about how great you are."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't trust."

"The secret of life? Believe in yourself - I certainly do."

"Love is complicated, but looking good is simple."

"Wisdom comes with age, but I'm trying to prevent that."

"I always try to see both sides of an issue - my left and my right."

"Life's too short to wear unflattering ties."

"True friendship is when someone doesn't point out your bad angles."

"Success isn't about the money - it's about the applause."

"I believe happiness is a choice - I choose to admire myself."

"The greatest love story is between a man and his reflection."

"Courage means never backing away from the camera."

"Family comes first, then ratings, then everything else."

"Hope is eternal, like my good looks."

"Change is inevitable, but my hairstyle is not."

"Knowledge is power, but looking powerful is more important."

"Time passes, but I'm ageless."

"Truth is subjective - mine is that I'm exceptional."

"Freedom is the ability to be yourself, and I'm myself brilliantly."

"Peace of mind comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"Nature created me, and I think it did a fine job."

"Art imitates life, but life imitates Ted Baxter."

"The music of life is my voice reading the news."

"Faith in yourself is the greatest faith of all."

"A leader doesn't follow trends - he sets them, usually unwittingly."

"Work becomes pleasure when your work is being wonderful."

"Dreams come true when you're as determined as I am."

"Beauty fades, but legend is forever - in my case, both apply."