Ted Baxter

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as me in HD."

"Art is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder usually blinks first."

"Science proves that good looks are hereditary - thanks, Mom."

"Music soothes the savage beast, but my voice does it better."

"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself. Well, almost."

"A good leader leads by example - follow my example."

"Work isn't work when you're doing what you love, like reading the news about yourself."

"Dreams are what keep us going, especially dreams about my future in broadcasting."

"You can't buy beauty, but you can buy the products that create it."

"Death is the one thing that can't improve my appearance."

"Perseverance is key - I've persevered through many outfit changes."

"I'm grateful for my talents, my looks, and my incredible modesty."

"Creativity is born from thinking outside the box - I don't fit in boxes anyway."

"Justice is blind, which is why it might not appreciate my good looks."

"Patience is a virtue, but I don't have time for virtues."

"Kindness is important, especially when people are kind enough to admire me."

"Real strength comes from within - and within me is a very strong ego."

"Fear is just an emotion, like admiration, which I inspire regularly."

"Power is the ability to influence people - my face does that naturally."

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I like being on top of the world."

"Health is wealth, and I invest heavily in my appearance."

"Adventure is out there, but I'm content being here, on camera."

"Imagination is the only limit, but my face is limitless."

"Technology helps us communicate, usually about how great I am."

"History will remember Ted Baxter - probably in a very flattering way."

"Philosophy asks big questions, but the biggest question is why I'm not president."

"Literature is important, but have you read the headlines about me?"

"Politics would be better if politicians looked like me."

"War is terrible, but it looks good on the news."

"Motivation comes from within, and within me is pure ambition."