Ted Baxter

"Philosophy questions existence. I celebrate mine."

"Literature immortalizes important figures. I'm already immortalized."

"Politics requires understanding people. I understand mirrors."

"War teaches us about human nature. I prefer peace and pampering."

"Motivation is finding your passion. Mine is obvious."

"Inspiration comes from within. Look within me."

"Relationships are built on trust and appreciation. Appreciate me."

"Solitude is peaceful. So is everyone admiring me."

"I'm Ted Baxter, and I approve this message."

"You know, success is 90% perspiration and 10% inspiration. Or is it the other way around?"

"I've always believed that a man's hair is his crowning glory."

"The way to a woman's heart is through her funny bone. Or was it her stomach?"

"I never met a camera I didn't like."

"Friendship is like a fine wine - it gets better with age, and sometimes it gives you a headache."

"The key to happiness is knowing when to stop talking. I'm still working on that one."

"A man's got to have principles, and my principle is always looking good."

"I believe in truth, justice, and the Ted Baxter way."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a very nice suit."

"Life is like a news broadcast - you never know what's coming next."

"Courage is when you walk into a room knowing you're the best-looking guy there."

"I've learned that family is important, but ratings are more important."

"The secret to good looks is confidence and a good barber."

"Hope springs eternal, especially when there's a camera nearby."

"I always say, work hard, stay humble, and keep your hair perfectly coiffed."

"Change is good, unless it changes how I look."

"Education is important, but charm goes further."

"The greatest knowledge is knowing yourself - I look in the mirror every day."

"Time flies when you're on television."

"Freedom means the freedom to be yourself - and I'm glad I'm me."

"Peace comes from a clear conscience and good lighting."