Ted Baxter

"Kindness costs nothing, but so does looking good."

"True strength comes from within. Mine comes from the gym."

"Fear is the mind-killer, but vanity is the soul-beautifier."

"Power without responsibility is basically my life goal."

"Money represents freedom, adventure, and really nice things."

"Health is wealth, so I invest in looking healthy."

"Adventure is out there, but I prefer it coming to me."

"Imagination is important for those who lack reality."

"Technology helps us communicate. I was born with the best communication tool."

"History is made by important people. I'm important."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything. I question nothing about myself."

"Literature reflects life. I reflect light and good looks."

"Politics requires diplomacy. I prefer directness with style."

"War should be avoided unless it involves competing for attention."

"Motivation comes from within, especially when admiring yourself."

"Inspiration is everywhere. Especially in mirrors."

"Relationships thrive on communication and looking your best for dates."

"Solitude gives you time to think. I spend it grooming."

"The key to life is balance - between ambition and vanity."

"Love is wonderful, particularly when it's reciprocated by everyone."

"Wisdom whispers; I prefer to speak loudly and clearly."

"Happiness is a choice. I choose to be happy about myself."

"Success means being admired. Mission accomplished."

"True friends tell you the truth. I prefer people who tell me I'm great."

"Family comes first, unless something important happens."

"Hope springs eternal, especially for those with my prospects."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's looking good while afraid."

"Change is constant. My commitment to excellence is constant."

"Education is important, but so is knowing who you are."

"Knowledge is power. So are good looks and charm."