Ted Baxter

"Good things come to those who wait, better things to those who groom."

"Kindness is easy when you're as likable as I am."

"True strength is knowing your worth."

"Fear is just something weak people experience."

"Power corrupts, but it looks good on me."

"Money: can't live without it, can't style without it."

"A healthy mind lives in a healthy-looking body."

"Adventure awaits those bold enough to seek it—I just let it find me."

"Imagination is wonderful, but reality is better when you're me."

"Technology exists to amplify natural perfection."

"History is just my biography waiting to be written."

"Philosophy asks big questions; I'm the biggest answer."

"Literature's greatest character? Still being written—it's me."

"Political solutions begin with listening to Ted Baxter."

"War and peace are nothing compared to maintaining this face."

"Self-motivation is the only motivation you need."

"Inspiration is standing too close to me."

"The best relationships are the ones where I'm clearly in charge."

"Solitude is when I can finally be alone with my thoughts about myself."

"I'm Ted Baxter, anchorman. That means I'm pretty much a big deal in this town."

"You know, success is about looking good and sounding authoritative. The facts are secondary."

"I've always believed that a man's hair is his crowning glory."

"Romance is simple - you just need to look into a woman's eyes and smile that certain smile."

"The secret to happiness is never admitting you're wrong."

"I'm not just handsome, I'm also incredibly intelligent. Well, handsome anyway."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes the pursuit of it a lot easier."

"Leadership is knowing when to speak and when to let others speak... and then speaking anyway."

"The real tragedy of life is when people don't recognize genius when they see it."

"Friendship means being there for someone, unless something better comes up."

"I believe in facing my fears head-on, unless they're in dark places."