Ted Baxter

"Work is what you do when you're not admiring your reflection."

"Dreams do come true, and I'm living proof."

"Humor is subjective, but my good looks are universal."

"True beauty never goes out of style—ask anyone who knows me."

"Every ending is a new beginning for a perfect hairdo."

"Perseverance means never giving up on your image."

"I'm grateful for everything I am, which is considerable."

"Creativity is thinking outside the box, unless the box flatters you."

"Justice should be blind so it doesn't judge my outfit too harshly."

"Patience is a virtue I possess in abundance."

"Kindness is key, especially when people are kind about your appearance."

"Strength comes from within, but highlights come from Vidal Sassoon."

"Fear is just a four-letter word, like most of my daily vocabulary."

"Power is knowing everyone's looking at you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a great suit."

"Health is important, but not as important as looking healthy."

"Adventure is out there, but I prefer it came to me."

"Imagination is wonderful, but nothing compares to reality: me."

"Technology is great for broadcasting my best side."

"History will remember Ted Baxter as its most handsome anchor."

"Philosophy is the love of wisdom; I just love myself."

"Literature is fine, but nothing compares to the story of my life."

"Politics would be simpler if everyone had my sense of style."

"War could be avoided if everyone just listened to me."

"Motivation comes from believing in yourself as much as I believe in myself."

"Inspiration is easy when you've got what I've got."

"Relationships work best when one person is clearly superior."

"Solitude gives me time to appreciate myself privately."

"The family that grooms together, stays together."

"Life's too short for bad hair days."