Ted Baxter

"Politics is complicated, but my position is always right."

"I report on war with the seriousness it deserves and the hair it requires."

"Motivation is knowing you're better than everyone watching you."

"Inspiration comes from believing in yourself, as I inspire others to do."

"Relationships are best when the other person knows they're lucky."

"Solitude is my favorite time to admire myself."

"I'm Ted Baxter, and I approve this message about myself."

"You know, in all my years of broadcasting, I've learned that confidence is everything."

"A man's hair is his crowning glory, and mine happens to be magnificent."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"The secret to life is knowing how to work a room and look good doing it."

"Love is wonderful, but have you ever seen yourself in high definition?"

"I believe in the power of positive thinking and better lighting."

"Friends are important, but true friends tell you when you look good."

"Success isn't just about what you achieve—it's about how you look achieving it."

"Time is precious, which is why I spend so much of it on grooming."

"The truth is, I'm probably the most honest person you'll ever meet."

"In this business, your word is your bond, and your appearance is your fortune."

"I've always believed that courage comes from confidence."

"Change is good, as long as it doesn't change how I look."

"Education is important, but not as important as knowing your angles."

"Knowledge is power, and I know I'm powerful."

"Happiness is a warm compliment about your appearance."

"The pursuit of peace begins with inner satisfaction."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as me."

"Art imitates life, and life imitates Ted Baxter."

"Science has yet to explain the phenomenon of my charm."

"Music soothes the savage beast, but my face soothes everyone."

"I have faith in many things: myself primarily."

"A true leader knows when to stand in the spotlight."