Toby Flenderson

"I'm a rule follower. That's my curse."

"You have to embrace your loneliness."

"The world is full of people who don't understand me."

"I think discipline is very important."

"Friendship requires trust, and I don't trust anyone."

"Life is about making the best of what you've got."

"I believe in the power of documentation."

"Sometimes being good at your job means being hated."

"I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed."

"Change is the only constant, and I hate change."

"Love is overrated. Work is underrated."

"I've learned that patience is a virtue I don't have."

"The truth is, nobody wants to hear the truth."

"I'm just trying to do my job and live my life."

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose to be miserable."

"Forgiveness is for people who aren't in HR."

"I know I'm not popular, and I've made peace with that."

"People are fundamentally selfish."

"I don't have friends. I have acquaintances who tolerate me."

"The best things in life are governed by strict HR policies."

"I'm a realist. I don't believe in dreams."

"Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one's watching."

"I've accepted that I'll die alone."

"Success breeds contempt, so I make sure I'm unsuccessful."

"The workplace is a battlefield, and I'm a casualty."

"I believe in facing adversity head-on, then retreating."

"Loneliness is just another word for freedom."

"I understand human behavior better than most people understand themselves."

"The key to a good marriage is very low expectations."

"I'm not pessimistic. I'm just realistic about the future."