Tom Tucker

"Kindness matters, but looking good matters more."

"Strength comes from within, but also from good posture."

"Philosophy is great, but have you considered narcissism?"

"Literature is fine, but my autobiography is literature."

"Music is nice, but the sound of my voice is nicer."

"Science has no explanation for how perfect I am."

"Faith is believing in yourself - I do that constantly."

"I'm not shallow - I have depth in my vanity."

"The greatest love story is me and my reflection."

"Justice is served best with perfect hair."

"I've conquered fear by being absolutely certain of myself."

"Power dressing isn't a metaphor for me - it's my lifestyle."

"I'm living my best life, obviously."

"Success tastes like hairspray and victory."

"I'd never give up being fabulous for anything."

"The moral of the story is: be like Tom Tucker."

"I'm proof that arrogance works."

"Time flies when you're this handsome."

"I'm not judgmental - I just judge everyone as inferior."

"My legacy will be my face."

"I've never regretted a decision about myself."

"Fortune favors the bold and the well-groomed."

"I'm a self-made man - I made myself fabulous."

"The best investment is always yourself."

"I march to the beat of my own fabulous drum."

"Excellence isn't a goal for me - it's a starting point."

"I believe in living life to the fullest extent of my looks."

"Why be mediocre when you can be me?"

"I've built an empire on one thing: myself."

"The news is secondary to how well I present it."