Tom Tucker

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to follow Tom Tucker."

"Imagination can't imagine how great I am."

"Technology lets the world see my magnificence."

"History is just my biography in slow motion."

"Philosophy asks big questions; I am the answer."

"Literature should have a chapter about me."

"Politics needs more people like me—obviously."

"War stops when Tom Tucker gives the news."

"Motivation is just watching me work."

"Inspiration struck the day I was born."

"Relationships improve when you're dating Tom Tucker."

"Solitude is me, myself, and my reflection—it's a crowd."

"I'm Tom Tucker, and I'm fabulous."

"News is my passion, and looking good is my profession."

"You know what they say - success is 10% talent and 90% looking presentable."

"I didn't claw my way to the top of local news by being nice."

"A good haircut can change your entire perspective on life."

"The truth is, I'm just naturally gifted at everything."

"Romance is dead, but my career is very much alive."

"I've broken more hearts than I've broken news stories."

"Leadership means being the most attractive person in the room."

"They don't call me anchorman for nothing - I anchor everything I touch."

"Change is good, as long as I stay exactly the same."

"I believe in honesty, except when it makes me look bad."

"Family is important, but have you seen my reflection?"

"Hard work pays off, but looking effortlessly perfect pays off more."

"I'm not afraid of competition - I'm afraid of bad lighting."

"Wisdom is knowing when to delegate work and when to take credit."

"Life is too short to work with ugly people."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."